Elizabeth has forsaken nap time.
Since learning to speak Spanish didn't pan out, and in an effort to still salvage quiet time for myself, I decided to google some online interactive pre-school games. I found an online Bible trivia game that was not Pre-k, but I figured I could do one with her, then let her take the reigns.
We are trucking along asking questions. They continued to get harder and harder when I finally got to one that was looking for the answer "Abraham" out of the 4 multiple choice options. In an effort to help her answer it all on her own, I asked,
"Elizabeth? Who was it that had a baby when they were really, really old?" (Hoping she would say
Sarah.)
Instead, she responded, "Uh,
you?"
Thanks baby, now mommy feels especially young and spunky.
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Baby Girl has this new contraption, courtesy of her physical therapist, that is helping her learn to sit. The good thing about it is that it made for the bath tub as well. Most of the time she and Aaron bathe together. Well, this new sitter device has a mesh-like bottom. At one point during bath, I smelled something rotten. But Baby Girl does have some stank gas, so since I didn't see any floaters, I figured all was safe.
I finish bathing Aaron and set him, totally naked, onto the carpet in the hallway outside the bathroom. I turn to get Baby Girl out and upon raising her see the special prize she had stowed away in the meshness of her new seat. I yell for Luke to come and help me. As he is relieving me of a very nasty little girl, my grandmother comes around the corner, looks at Aaron and says, "What is THAT?"
"What is what?" Luke responds.
"That. In the floor. Is that poop?" she exclaims.
I peer around the corner and into our bedroom and see a man sized turd laying on the floor. I'm still assuming it was Aaron since Luke has stuck by his innocence.
The whole time we are cleaning up poop remnants (both from the tub and the carpet), I continued to say aloud to myself, "This will be funny tomorrow. This will be SO funny tomorrow."
It was.
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Lucas, walking through our kitchen, spots something brownish-black stuck to the floor (shocking for you all to believe, I know). He stops dead in his steps, and says (while pointing to the nasty on the floor),
"Wook! Wook evwebody!"....(Dramatic pause)....."Crotcodile poop!"
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The Big Kids are all about playing "puppy." I find that it is the most annoying of all the games they play. The shrieks that are suppose to be barks, the constant whining. It's just more than my brain can handle.
Apparently Ashlee has decided that she now "marks" her territory. Luke discovered this when he caught her in the act of "marking." Baby Girl is now territory of Ashlee.
According to Luke, it was "just a squirt." That doesn't really make it better somehow.
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Alrighty peeps, now it's your turn. What did you see or do this week that cracked you up? When you saw that something funny, was it a bad time to laugh out loud? If so, even better! Please join me in this blogapolooza known as
Das Not Funny! Friday.
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go to this post. Also, by going back to
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