Toddlers and my randomness, a recipe for a mediocre post

Hey y'all. Hope you had a nice, relaxing, long weekend. We sure did. This week will prove to be full of stuff, once more, and we are now only 7 weeks away from Baby!

Holy moly. I should probably begin nesting. But, as I told the girls in my Bible Study group last night, I'm not a natural-born housekeeper. I wish I was, but I'm not. So, I'll probably wait until 2 weeks before this Baby is due and dig out 1 boy outfit, 1 girl outfit, the bassinet parts that go on our portable crib and all the things necessary for a new baby.

I should probably also look into getting some new tubes and bottles for my breast pump. Aren't you glad I'm making this post into a checklist of things I need to do? Glad we are in this together.

Today I take Aaron and Elizabeth to the dentist. Elizabeth LOVES the dentist and Aaron, well, I'm sure he'll continue his current attitude of "touchmeandIwillscreamlikeabanshee" for the duration of the visit.

I think his terrible 2's have officially begun. He is the PICKIEST eater and by picky I mean he eats all of 1 thing at dinner then refuses the rest and screams until you acknowledge his disapproval of the other foods.

So, most nights dinner time is a battle. Which I loathe. Because this ain't the Waffle House and Momma ain't a short order cook so you eat what is cooked already or you go hungry.

Call me mean. That's the way we roll.

(And by "this ain't the Waffle House" I intend to imply that I don't cook what you want on demand. The floors of my house may or may not be exactly like the Waffle House. I'm not sayin'.)

The crazy part is that he usually likes EVERYTHING on his plate, yet eats only one thing and rejects the rest. Starches are his favorite. If there is bread withing a 6 mile radius of our table he will scream and abandon all other foods demanding ONLY BREAD FOR DINNER.

Which does not fly with me. At all.

Ahhhh, I love todderhood.

Yes, my 2nd son is proving to be more stubborn that my 1st son. Even though I was sure that Lucas was the most stubborn child on the planet at 2 years old. Guess I was wrong. I've determined that since Aaron has little-to-no control over anything in his life, he chooses to exercise his "perceived" authority at meal times and when I change his diaper. I use the term "perceived" loosely here because truly he has no authority over either of those situations either.

Good thing he's super cute and has big, blue eyes that melt my heart or he'd be in BIG, BIG trouble.

Mmmkay, I think I'm done rambling for today. Except I still need to mention that I plan on responding to your name suggestions soon, so be on the look out. If you care. And if not, then don't look out and I'll post my opinions anyway.

Good day.

Das Not Funny! Friday: Polar bears in the jungle who speak Spanish



Welcome to this week's (late) edition of Das Not Funny! Friday. Want the skinny on what Das Not Funny! Friday is all about? Click here.

Don't care what it's about but what a laugh?

Read on.

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If you've been reading Das Not Funny! Friday for any length of time, you know that a lot of the funnies come from when the kids should be in bed, but stagger into our room well past bed time.

This week is no exception.

One night this week, after bedtime, Ashlee cracks open the door to our room. Our conversation went something like this:

Luke: "Yes Ashlee. What do you need?"

Ashlee: "Polar bears are white and they live in the snow. And penguins are different colors and they live in the snow. And penguins don't have hands. And brown bears don't live in the snow.

Goodnite."

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One night this week I texted my friend Grace and asked if she could skype. When my phone jingled, Luke picked it up to read her reply.

"What's it say?" I asked.

"It's from Grace. She said, 'sigh'?"

"Sigh? Huh? Let me see."

I grabbed the phone from my husbands hand and burst out laughing.

"Um. Honey...that says 'Si'." I said, still chuckling.

"See? How does that say see?"

"Not 'see,'" I said, "'Si,' as in yes in Spanish."

Yes people. I'm serious. I'm suppose to tell you he took French not Spanish but I think that's hardly an excuse.

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"Hey Mom, has the baby come out of your tummy yet?" Elizabeth asked one afternoon.

"Um. What do you think sweetie? Does it look like the baby is out yet?" I replied.

"No. Your tummy is still really HUGE."

Thanks baby. Mommy feels so good about herself now.

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Finally, Lucas and Elizabeth dressed themselves one night this week before bed. They were playing "Jane and Tarzan." Here are their "costumes."

Why yes! That is a tank top and leggings with a swimsuit on top.

And, for the record, I believe that Tarzan is much more jungle-ly with his sister's panties on top of his Pj's. Especially when the crotch is worn inside-out on your hip.

Happy Friday y'all!