Lincoln, Washington and Veterans

On our second day in Washington D.C. we opted out of riding the metro. After the previous day's fiasco, we figured we'd fare much better just driving our 15 passenger van into the city and begging scavenging bartering driving around endlessly searching for a parking spot. After about 45 minutes of driving in circles, we found one. We parked near the Lincoln Memorial and headed there first. I really wanted to see this thing up close after 31 years of only seeing photos. It did not disappoint!

The entire time we stood there, looking at the homage paid to President Lincoln, I kept glancing at Olivia, thinking about how because of Abe's willingness to fight for what was right, she's accepted as a member of our family.

Elizabeth was quite the tour guide.

I wanted to get each kids' picture in front of Abe's huge self, but that didn't work out as planned, so I'll just show you this one, which cracks me up.

Beware of the Giant Floating Baby! Good thing she's cute or it might be freakishly scary.

The view out of the front of the Lincoln Memorial was breathtaking. I'll tell you the truth though, I half expected to see Jenny running through the reflection pool toward Forrest. (Namethatmovie.)

Next, we walked down to the World War II Memorial. I knew the kids would care less about this tribute to our amazing Veterans. But, since my own Grandfather as well as Luke's Grandfather both served in WWII, I knew this was something I had to see.

I forgot that Veteran's Day was just around the corner, yet I was so taken back and found myself holding back tears, each time I saw one of these sweet WWII Veterans being pushed around the Memorial by volunteers. They were just so sweet and I wanted to hug each one of them.


Luke's Grandfather was deployed from Ohio.

My Grandfather from Arkansas.

Both of them served in the Army branch of the military.

We tried explaining to the kids exactly what these Veterans fought for, but I think it was lost on their tired legs and their desires to run in an open field (which, do those two things seem to contradict themselves to anyone else? How can a kid say, "My wegs hurt!" then in the next breath say, "Can we run?").

So we headed across the street and they ran, wrestled and played in the open fields in front of the Washington Monument. We were totally "that family" whose kids were running and rolling and screaming and being crazy. Luke and I could have cared less. By the time we walked all the way across the fields, everyone within 100 yards of us had counted our kids at least 3 times each.

I tried to get a picture of Lucas looking like he was holding up the Washington Monument, but as you can tell from his posture and his face, he was super confused. Which just makes it even more hilarious.

We walked over to the Smithsonian's American History Museum and let the kids play in the 2 children's areas but quickly realized that we had quite a walk back to the van and the kids couldn't have cared less about all the cool American History stuff, so we trekked back to the van, lugging tired children with each step. We ate at a Mexican-Salvadorian Restaurant which was super yummy. But apparently, adding "Salvadorian" to the title means that you pay 3 times as much as what we are used to paying at a Mexican Restaurant back home. The salsa alone was worth it though. I've dreamed about it at least 3 times since. True story.

The next morning we went to church at First Baptist Church Alexandria (the church that had the member who blessed us with some outstanding accommodations for our stay in D.C.) then hit the road for Pearl River, NY. What should have been about a 3.5 hour drive turned into SIX HOURS. We rural living Southerners aren't used to two major things.

1) Toll Roads

2) Bumper to bumper traffic on the Turnpike where the speed limit is at least 60mph and we are going 4. FOUR. Okay, maybe 10, but still.

We finally stopped and grabbed some lunch, but for the life of me I can't remember where. I know y'all are just on edge for that tidbit of completely irrelevant information. We arrived at Africa Inland Mission's US Headquarters around dark and then the real adventure began. Stay tuned!

Getting there was half the battle. Literally.

Fair warning, this post will a be LONG one, just like our first day in Washington D.C. We began on Thursday, November 4th as we loaded up our 15 passenger van and headed North. We didn't quite know what to expect but we knew we wanted to make a stop in Washington D.C. for a few days since

1) I'd never been and

2) the kids had never been and

3) it was the half way point and we were sure we'd all be screaming to get out of the car 5.5 hours in.

An amazingly generous member of this church provided us a place to stay for 3 nights while we spent some time touring D.C. and Luke and I proved to ourselves that we can handle being in public with all six of our kids. We will still choose to not prove that to ourselves on a regular basis, especially in a crowded metropolis, but we can do it.

We also realized that when there is a bathroom within mere steps of our children, we will insist that they use it to squeeze out whatever non-existent drops of liquid are in their bladders. Partenting's 1st Law of Bathroom Emergencies states that as soon as the bathroom that no one needed a short 5 minutes ago is out of sight, everyone will suddenly be on the verge of peeing their pants and/or poop their diaper.

It's pure physics, I think. Or Newton's 87th law of pee. I'm not sure. I was never good at science.

On day 1 of our time in Washington D.C. the kids woke up somewhat cheerfully, we enjoyed a relaxed breakfast then loaded up to drive to the nearest Metro station. We'd been told by numerous people that we'd better take advantage of public transportation in D.C. So, we heeded their advice and sought out parking for our vehicle.

Remember that time we drove a 15 passenger van? Oh wait....that's now. Can I just tell you that finding a parking spot for a 15 passenger van in a city that was built before 15 passenger vans likely existed was fun. And by fun I mean, notsomuch.

We parked in a parking garage where we could only enter and exit through 1 main door and we had approximately 20 yards worth of potential parking spaces before we no longer made clearance and likely busted a water main with the roof of our van. I asked the parking garage attendants where we should park since all the spots were reserved or for compact cars. They graciously let us park in the van parking for the hotel that was attached to the garage. They neglected to mention that the main door closes promptly at 6:57pm (or 7pm, but clearly 6:57pm was their target).

We unloaded the triple stroller, my anxiety and all the children and walked across the street to the metro. Several times during our journey into the city we heard, "One..two..three..four..five...SIX! They have six kids!"

(1st Metro ride. Clearly we are amused.)

We headed to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. It was cool. I dunno, maybe I'm a little lackluster for the whole thing because, I dunno, I BELIEVE IN CREATION.

(Please take note of the 4 dwarfs, Cheesy, Climby, Grumpy & Diva)

(Lucas and Ashlee were done with getting their pictures taken. Done. Let me show you just how done they were.)

(This is the above photo zoomed in. Hysterical. Even funnier? I had no idea they were making these faces as I happily snapped away.)

Don't get me wrong, the dinosaur bones were cool. Super cool. And they had an exhibit from Cyprus which was also pretty cool. But the 3 to 4 ENORMOUS ROOMS that were based purely on human evolution got old very fast. I'm still struggling to figure out how I feel about the entire museum. I mean, if they'd at least presented creation as a theory then maybe I'd be able to process some of the validity of their other exhibits. But how can I trust science in some areas and then say that other areas are completely false? It's like cherry picking the Bible. It just doesn't work that way. I wish we'd have been in town for this event.

We also saw this really cool piece of jewelry.

Any guesses on what that is? If you're like me, you'd expect that thing to be a lot BIGGER in real life. I dunno. The Hope Diamond should be the size of my hand or something, right? Eh, notsomuch.

Anyway, the kids loved it. After we spent most of the day there, we decided to walk over to the White House. Can I just tell you that the map I had was a little sketch? I mean, we did get it off of a guy on the street who was raising money for the "homeless" but there were some serious errors. So after taking all these photos we realized we were actually on the backside of the White House.

Whatever. The kids didn't know the difference and clearly neither did Luke or I until the next day when we actually saw the front. I got several other photos from the Museum as well, but it was so dark in there that it clearly tested my photography skills and, well, they all stink.







Even though the kids thought that seeing the Dinosaur bones was the highlight of Day 1, I'd have to say that for me, seeing the White House was definitely at the top of my list for our entire stay in D.C. Not so much because I'm a huge fan of politics, but more because of what it represents. Every president other than George Washington has slept in that building. That's amazing to me. Freedom is amazing to me.

On the way home we managed to

A) Get the stroller stuck in the door of the Metro, while we were boarding.

B) Get Luke's backpack (that was still on his back) trapped in the door of the Metro.

C) Almost cause Olivia permanent damage by getting her head stuck in the ticketing thingy as we tried to exit the Metro. It was eventful. (Don't worry, Olivia wasn't really hurt. She thought she was but trust me, she was fine.) Thank goodness there was a Hercules type-ish man on the Metro who rescued Luke both times as he tried to re-open the Metro doors and save himself, his backpack and the stroller.

It was clear we were not from around them parts. Mercy. Stay tuned for day 2. Much less squishage in the Metro doors and even cooler sights to be seen!